England... There's something I have to ask you.
Will you... marry me?
What?
HETALIA
H-Hey, France... Today isn't April Fools Day.
What, are you too screwed up to buy a calendar?
Gloomy
No, I bought a calendar...
What's with that reaction...?
Here ya go.
Marriage Registration
That's a marriage registration form, you idiot!
No, no... It's... a calendar...
What...?
This... is a calendar!!
Let go of me!
You're kinda scary today!
W-Wait up!
Eng--
Why the hell are you making me sign this?!
Cut it out!!
Hey! What the hell is this all about, France?!
This is all that's left!
It's not like I want to do this!!
But... my house is in a slump with the whole Suez Canal deal,
and my superior said... that...
If I don't merge with you... I... I...
I might die!
You might die!
I don't want to marry you for that reason!
This is what I think of it...!
What are you doing?!
Serves you right! You're not supposed to force someone to sign a marriage registration form!
You fiend! Demon! You don't care if I die?!
Hey... seriously, England...
I don't care if our name becomes "British-held France" or something like that!
Just think of it as a favor, eh?
No, you fag! Why the hell do I have to get married to you ?!
Seriously, take care of your problems by yourself--
Let go!
Hey, what the hell are you planning?!
You listening?! Hey! France!!
*drag drag drag*
Wait!!
A
English-French Union
In 1956, amidst the rising tensions of the Suez Crisis, Guy Mollet, then the current French Prime Minister, proposed an English-French Union to England with the words, "Even making Queen Elizabeth the joint sovereign is fine". Even after being shot down by the English, he still said, "We would like to join the Commonwealth of Nations".
Well, thinking about it normally, it's impossible. Doing that..
It...
It'll work out...
Everything will be all right...
It'll be okay... It'll be okay...
HETALIA
Numbers!!
One!
Two!
Well then, let's begin our secret training!
Now, for starters, what do you do if you find England but you have no weapons?
All right then, Italy!
Answer the question!
Got it! In times like that, you make a white flag with a stick and a handkerchief, and wave it around!
And then you cry, and plead for help!
Idiot! That just means that you lost!
Japan, what's the real answer?
Yes! You mimic the wailing of William I!
One hour later.
Two hours later.
This training is pretty useful, don't you think?
Yeah, now I kind of understand what to do when I see England.
We're not done yet!
England is approaching you. Now, what would you do?
Stupid Germany.
When it comes to spying, no one is better than me!
I'll watch you train from here,
Next!
What do you do if England approached you
while wiggling his ass and wearing a costume from Rio's Carnival?
HETALIA
Japan! Morning!
Hug!
W...w-w-w-w-w-w-w-
What are you doing?!
That was my first time, you know!
I...In any case, I need you to take responsibility!
HETALIA
BREAKING NEWS!
From that time...?
Could it be...
That wound...
America's Storage Cleaning Coming Soon!
nee nee papa wain choudai Hey hey papa, give me wine!
nee nee mama nee nee mama Hey hey mama, hey hey mama!
mukashi ni tabeta boroneeze no I can't forget that taste
ano aji ga wasurerarenainda of the bolognese I ate before!
maru kaite chikyuu Draw a circle, there's Earth!
boku hetalia I'm Hetalia!
aa hitofude de Ah, a fabulous world,
mieru subarashii sekai that can be seen with a paintbrush.
nagagutsu de kanpai da Let's have a toast with our boots!
hetalia